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I get no respect

So this real cool guy is on his maiden cruise offshore in his brand new 40' yacht. 

He's looking all around, enjoying the view when he's shocked to see water coming into the back of the boat fast.  He gets on the radio and sends out a MAYDAY call.   The coast guard comes back and asks him what's wrong.

The guy says his boat's leaking and filling up with water and that he needs help.

"What's your position? says the coast guard guy.

The dude responds "I'm a vice president with Bank of America!!"
 

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(Thanks to James A  Young for the cartoon)

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