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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

  1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!" 
  2.  "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!" 
  3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before." 
  4. "Howdy, pardner." 
  5. "You stay here while I sneak around from behind." 
  6. Two words: "Saddle Sore." 
  7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like." 
  8. "Let's mount up!" 
  9. "Nice spread ya got there!" 
  10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

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